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These are all real...
On Sears hairdryer:
- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
- You could be winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(Evidently, the shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap:
- Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
- Serving suggestions: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
- Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
- Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
- Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds
off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
- Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
- For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
- Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
- Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
On a child's Superman costume:
- Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly.
On a Swedish chain saw:
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals.
On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
On a tube of Crest Toothpaste:
- If swallowed contact poison control.
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
- Remove clothing before distributing in washing
machine.
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